Monday, April 14, 2008

what in the wide world of sports, batman?


Riddle me this:

construction worker who is a Red Sox fan wants to jinx the Yankees' new stadium and so buries a Bo'sox jersey under two feet of concrete. Now the Yanks are digging up that two feet of concrete to remove said jersey and are suing the construction worker. (Read about it here)

Now who the "Biggest Loser"?

Or maybe it's this:

Remember the days when all we had to figure out was what to do with Catholics who wanted to marry a Baptist? Now it's about gang afflilations!

The full article is here, but the short of it looks something like this:

"COMMERCE CITY, Colo. - When Mom wears one set of gang colors and Dad wears another, conflict over how to raise the baby can cause irreconcilable differences.

At least that’s what happened for one Commerce City, Colo. couple."

The world's gone wonky!